fill in the _________. --24.152.xxx.xx

you come on a website and talk about poop --208.115.xxx.xx

........... it all becomes a Civil Matter. --69.130.xxx.xxx

You give out toilet plungers as Christmas Gifts. --74.132.x.xx

You secretly judge everyone you meet and assign them a credit score. --74.222.xx.xxx

When you know they're lying cause their lips are moving. --198.168.xx.xxx

You read the Q&A often --172.59.xxx.xxx

Gevans, I screen criminal history in my head in line at grocery stores, etc. It’s become a curse that I prescreen everyone I meet like they’re a potential tenant. --174.240.xxx.xx

When all of your clothes have at least one paint smear on them. --76.29.xxx.xx

Roy, that's true of my DH even though we HIRE OUT the big painting these days. There's always a touch up or small project...bloop! Paint on clothes. --108.4.x.xxx

the two words that rhyme and you hear most in your life are tenants and penance --64.38.xxx.xxx

When your tired of dealing with people. --73.108.xxx.xxx

You cringe when someone says "God bless". You get tired of hearing how"geedy" or " mean" LLs are and KNOW that there is something they aren't telling you. I am also talking about when people talk about their friend's/sister's/random person's LL. --73.230.xxx.xx

When your heart automatically skips a beat when you get a text from a tenant. --75.89.xxx.xxx

You drive past a property with overgrown weeds and a bad roof and think, "I wonder what I could get that for?" --104.230.xxx.xxx

You plan a vehicle purchase according to what you believe you will need to transport materials for houses you rent out. --69.161.xx.xx

...instead of counting sheep to fall asleep, you're wide awake thinking of ways not to get sued. --75.11.xx.xx

Your nose is the most accurate tester to pinpoint a broken sewer line, gas leak, or dead mouse under the cabinet and knows the difference from the first whiff inside the front door. --209.205.xxx.xx

You have dozens of keys, don't know what they fit, and don't want to throw them away. --47.153.xxx.xx

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--68.50.xxx.xxx

3. Buy 3 houses in a day an more excited that flooring is on sale --174.236.xx.xxx

--24.101.xxx.xxx

Different streets and towns but when the tenants deposited the money it was interesting at first. --107.147.xx.xx

While at a hotel,you lift the lid on the toilet tank. --72.192.xxx.xx

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