Today's fun fact:

Four thirds of all contractors have trouble with Math

"Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago , another is from Tennessee , and the third is from Minnesota .

All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

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The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."

The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?" The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence."

"Done!" replies the government official.

Guy sitting at job site sorting nails.

Yup. Yup. Nope. Yup. Nope…..

“What’s wrong with those Nope nails?”

They are pointed in the wrong direction.

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My fav mechanic joke is

“ You are low on Turn blinker fluid.”

Plumbers creed

$h1t flows downhill

Payday is on Friday