 ALIENS (by OPM [OR]) Jul 5, 2019 9:52 PM
 ALIENS (by J [FL]) Jul 5, 2019 10:13 PM
ALIENS (by Doogie [KS]) Jul 5, 2019 10:17 PM
ALIENS (by J [FL]) Jul 5, 2019 10:25 PM
ALIENS (by JKJ [MA]) Jul 5, 2019 10:54 PM
ALIENS (by Live The Dream [AZ]) Jul 6, 2019 12:30 AM
ALIENS (by RB [MI]) Jul 6, 2019 7:36 AM
ALIENS (by CGB [MI]) Jul 6, 2019 7:41 AM
ALIENS (by nhsailmaker [NH]) Jul 6, 2019 8:54 AM
ALIENS (by AllyM [NJ]) Jul 6, 2019 12:02 PM
ALIENS (by NE [PA]) Jul 6, 2019 12:07 PM
ALIENS (by 6x6 [TN]) Jul 6, 2019 6:03 PM
ALIENS (by Robert J [CA]) Jul 6, 2019 11:02 PM
ALIENS (by JKJ [MA]) Jul 8, 2019 5:34 AM
ALIENS (by Jason [MI]) Jul 11, 2019 11:25 AM
ALIENS (by OPM [OR]) Posted on: Jul 5, 2019 9:52 PM
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Today I went shopping
Now has anyone ever seen aliens?
I'll tell you how to identify them, they cannot see through glass!!!
So at Safeway in the frozen food section all the doors are glass so you can look at what you want without having to open the doors.
Aliens can't see through glass and they stand there with the freezer case doors open and fog up the doors so others can't see what they want to buy!
Now they must be aliens, earthlings can see thru glass.
--162.247.xx.xx |
ALIENS (by J [FL]) Posted on: Jul 5, 2019 10:13 PM
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Must be the same life forms that position their cart and body right in the middle of the aisle so no one else can be by. --72.188.xxx.xxx |
ALIENS (by Doogie [KS]) Posted on: Jul 5, 2019 10:17 PM
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Or push the cart down the middle of the driving lane after checking out walking as slow as possible so that nobody can drive by. --68.102.xxx.xx |
ALIENS (by J [FL]) Posted on: Jul 5, 2019 10:25 PM
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Or the ones who wait until all their items have been rung up, then rummage around for money and decide to write a check >: --72.188.xxx.xxx |
ALIENS (by JKJ [MA]) Posted on: Jul 5, 2019 10:54 PM
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Or the 1’s that walk into the store, grab a cart, then stand right there in front of the entrance and look at that weeks flyer. --72.224.xxx.xxx |
ALIENS (by Live The Dream [AZ]) Posted on: Jul 6, 2019 12:30 AM
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Well we don't have aliens, but I can assure you zombies are real. They mostly come out at night in our town.
--47.216.xx.xxx |
ALIENS (by RB [MI]) Posted on: Jul 6, 2019 7:36 AM
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Oblivious mindset. --184.53.x.x |
ALIENS (by CGB [MI]) Posted on: Jul 6, 2019 7:41 AM
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What about the aliens who aren't familiar with self checkout lanes who take an hour to scan 12 items. They should have a training course on their home planet before coming to earth. --67.149.xxx.xx |
ALIENS (by nhsailmaker [NH]) Posted on: Jul 6, 2019 8:54 AM
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WORSE than all of above .....THEY VOTE --24.62.xxx.xxx |
ALIENS (by AllyM [NJ]) Posted on: Jul 6, 2019 12:02 PM
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The ones around here push the carts on the wrong side of the aisle. I can tell who learned to drive in the UK because I keep to the right and they are coming right at me. I don't move. I stop and smile or look at something on a shelf and make them go around me. --173.61.xxx.xx |
ALIENS (by NE [PA]) Posted on: Jul 6, 2019 12:07 PM
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We've started ordering online or for online pickup. It's getting harder and harder to tell the difference between the aliens and humans. --50.32.xxx.x |
ALIENS (by 6x6 [TN]) Posted on: Jul 6, 2019 6:03 PM
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CGB, Are you picking on me!! LOL! I hate self check out lanes. I always have trouble with something not scanning right and then it says I need a clerk. I usually have few items too and it takes me forever. I am OCD and have to check about 20 times that I got everything. You should see how long it takes me to pay a bill! I always do my best to avoid those self check out lines and go to a cashier but Friday I went to the store and there were no lines open with a cashier. I was not happy. I guess now I know how people feel when behind me at a self check out. LOL! I do feel like an alien sometimes if that helps. --73.120.xx.xxx |
ALIENS (by Robert J [CA]) Posted on: Jul 6, 2019 11:02 PM
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Here in California we have many Sanctuary Cities, such as Los Angeles. The City installed a new STOP sign 2 blocks from a school. When Caucasian, Asian and any non-Latin did a rolling stop, they got a ticket. When a Latin driver went through the stop sign, they weren't stopped. Why? Because:
1) Over 50% are illegal and ticket fines will never be paid or collected.
2) 20% will then flee the police and cause a fatal traffic accident.
3) 10% will be intoxicated anyways and once taken to jail, they will be released without having to pay any bail. Why? Because the jails here are too over crowed.
I was once working late at one of my buildings and my eyes were blood shot. It was around 1 AM. The police pulled me over. I should have known owning 3 buildings within walking distance to a police station and a Starbucks -- Donuts shop. I tried to talk my way out of getting a ticket, driving while tired. Speaking Spanish it almost worked. But a licensed contractor working at 1 AM is obviously not an illegal. So the police ran my driver license, registration and confirmed I had insurance. They would have never done this for an illegal -- driving without a license, no current registration and no insurance. --47.156.xx.xx |
ALIENS (by JKJ [MA]) Posted on: Jul 8, 2019 5:34 AM
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RobertJ, wrong type of “alien” bud, others are joking about obviously stupid things people do that average humans don’t do, making them from another planet. Not illegal immigrants from another country. --71.248.xxx.xxx |
ALIENS (by Jason [MI]) Posted on: Jul 11, 2019 11:25 AM
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Speaking of aliens. Heard on radio there is over 100k people suppose to invade area 51 on Sept 20 at 3am. --107.242.xxx.xx |
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