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Funny pre-screen (by S i d [MO]) Jun 12, 2019 10:44 AM
       Funny pre-screen (by plenty [MO]) Jun 12, 2019 11:23 AM
       Funny pre-screen (by DJ [VA]) Jun 12, 2019 11:47 AM
       Funny pre-screen (by Doogie [KS]) Jun 12, 2019 12:17 PM
       Funny pre-screen (by GKARL [PA]) Jun 12, 2019 2:20 PM
       Funny pre-screen (by Gene [OH]) Jun 12, 2019 3:20 PM
       Funny pre-screen (by S i d [MO]) Jun 12, 2019 5:50 PM
       Funny pre-screen (by Vee [OH]) Jun 12, 2019 7:19 PM
       Funny pre-screen (by Cee [CA]) Jun 12, 2019 8:07 PM
       Funny pre-screen (by BRAD 20,000 [IN]) Jun 13, 2019 1:02 AM
       Funny pre-screen (by Gene [OH]) Jun 14, 2019 7:27 PM

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Funny pre-screen (by S i d [MO]) Posted on: Jun 12, 2019 10:44 AM
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Read it and laugh... names/numbers/addresses redacted...

Me: Good news! (address) is ready for showing. Please visit (my website) for more information or to arrange a tour. If you tour and are interested, we recommend contacting us before applying to ensure this property is still available. Thank you, (my name) 7:58 AM

+1636xxxyyyy: When can I move in 9:06 AM

Me: As soon as your application is approved and you pay the full move-in costs. 9:31 AM

+1636xxxyyyy: I have the money what criteria do you have? 9:32 AM

Me: (my website)/qualifications.html 9:33 AM

*** Here is what this person saw when they followed that link:

All adults (age 18 or up) who will be residents must complete an application and sign the lease if approved. We are looking for residents who will always:

* Pay rent on time

* Keep the property clean and decent

* Obey the law

* Be good neighbors

If this sounds like you, APPLY TODAY!

*** Here's the person's final response:

+1636xxxyyyy: Well that's great but I not good enough for your criteria. 9:38 AM

And that's why all calls go to voicemail and everyone gets the same canned response. Wonder how many of my stringent criteria this person couldn't meet?

. --173.20.xxx.xxx




Funny pre-screen (by plenty [MO]) Posted on: Jun 12, 2019 11:23 AM
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well at least they took ownership of not being qualified... usually it's my fault they don't qualify! --184.206.xx.xx




Funny pre-screen (by DJ [VA]) Posted on: Jun 12, 2019 11:47 AM
Message:

Good one - glad they didn't waste any more of your time!

I have one right now asking about filling / printing the application online, but never answered the 2 questions: income & criminal history. I reminded her I need those. Until then......fugedaboudit! : )

At least she made it to the website! --68.10.xxx.x




Funny pre-screen (by Doogie [KS]) Posted on: Jun 12, 2019 12:17 PM
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Isn't it amazing? I have several that are very similar to that storyline. At least they screen themselves out. --72.209.xxx.xxx




Funny pre-screen (by GKARL [PA]) Posted on: Jun 12, 2019 2:20 PM
Message:

Well at least he admits to not being qualified. Seriously, the pre-screening system where they deal with the website or the Google form in my case, is a huge time and frustration saver. Great for self screening. --172.58.xxx.xxx




Funny pre-screen (by Gene [OH]) Posted on: Jun 12, 2019 3:20 PM
Message:

Sid, what happened to the three stars after your name? Did you change IP addresses? I can tell from the posts that they really are you and not an imposter. --155.188.xxx.xx




Funny pre-screen (by S i d [MO]) Posted on: Jun 12, 2019 5:50 PM
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Gene,

Looks like my name got changed to "s i d[MO]" (lower case 's') on the list of Top 100 Contributors, so that's where all my stuff went. Oh well...back to climbing the ladder. ;-)

--173.20.xxx.xxx




Funny pre-screen (by Vee [OH]) Posted on: Jun 12, 2019 7:19 PM
Message:

Gotta love those self screening specials... --76.188.xxx.xx




Funny pre-screen (by Cee [CA]) Posted on: Jun 12, 2019 8:07 PM
Message:

They say self-awareness is the first step to cleaning up your act, so good on him.

That's not to say I'd rent to him. :-)

--70.177.xxx.xx




Funny pre-screen (by BRAD 20,000 [IN]) Posted on: Jun 13, 2019 1:02 AM
Message:

LOVE IT!

Just think of all those phone calls we gave our precious lives to over all those years!

BRAD

--73.102.xxx.xxx




Funny pre-screen (by Gene [OH]) Posted on: Jun 14, 2019 7:27 PM
Message:

Sid, looks like they got your 3 stars back for you. --99.165.xx.xxx



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