Read it and laugh... names/numbers/addresses redacted...
Me: Good news! (address) is ready for showing. Please visit (my website) for more information or to arrange a tour. If you tour and are interested, we recommend contacting us before applying to ensure this property is still available. Thank you, (my name) 7:58 AM
+1636xxxyyyy: When can I move in 9:06 AM
Me: As soon as your application is approved and you pay the full move-in costs. 9:31 AM
+1636xxxyyyy: I have the money what criteria do you have? 9:32 AM
Me: (my website)/qualifications.html 9:33 AM
*** Here is what this person saw when they followed that link:
All adults (age 18 or up) who will be residents must complete an application and sign the lease if approved. We are looking for residents who will always:
* Pay rent on time
* Keep the property clean and decent
* Obey the law
* Be good neighbors
If this sounds like you, APPLY TODAY!
*** Here's the person's final response:
+1636xxxyyyy: Well that's great but I not good enough for your criteria. 9:38 AM
And that's why all calls go to voicemail and everyone gets the same canned response. Wonder how many of my stringent criteria this person couldn't meet?