One Saturday morning this retired couple were watching their favorite college football team playing on TV, when there was a knock on the door.

Wife: who could that be?

Husband: don't know, let me find out...and he walked to the door.

There was a cute, happy blonde who said: Hi, I'm a painter and I just finished a job down the street...do you need anything painted?

The wife yelled: who is it?

Husband answered: a painter.

Then the husband said to the cute blonde: as a matter of fact yes, my wife has asked me many times to paint the porch and I even bought paint and a brush, but I didn't have time to do it. Would you mind doing it for me?

Cute blonde: yes!!

Husband: OK then go around to the garage, I'll open the garage door and give you the paint and brush, and just knock on the door when you finish.

And he went back to watch the ball game.

Years ago a family was vacationing in a town where Paul Newman’s family often visited.

On Sunday morning, Mon went out for a walk and decided to treat herself to a double-dip chocolate ice cream cone.

There was only one other patron in the store, Paul Newman was sitting at the counter having a doughnut and coffee.

Her eyes made contact with his famous blue eyes. He nodded graciously, turning flush in the face, she smiled back.

She took the ice cream cone and her change and left.

When she reached her car, she realized that she had a handful of change but no ice cream cone?

Back into the shop she went, expecting to see the cone still in the clerk’s hand .

Newman’s face broke into a warm friendly grin and he said to the woman..

“You put it in your purse.”

LOL - Thanks for the laughs!

About 25 years ago my Mother and I were at the Orleans Hotel in Las Vegas. I had to pick up some guns from the security there. While I was downstairs in the catacombs she went to get some ice cream.

After I had loaded my car I went to find her. She was sitting at a table eating an ice cream cone and laughing with a gentleman. I came up at an angle from behind and jokingly said, "Sir is this lady bothering you?"

That particular blonde joke has long been one of my favorites. One of my kids was blonde through into her middle teen years, and had a vast repertory of those jokes - but she was no dumb blonde herself, just had a great sense of humor.