 Pull your pants up (by Jim In O C [CA]) Jan 18, 2019 6:32 AM
 Pull your pants up (by David [MI]) Jan 18, 2019 6:40 AM
Pull your pants up (by plenty [MO]) Jan 18, 2019 6:55 AM
Pull your pants up (by AllyM [NJ]) Jan 18, 2019 7:20 AM
Pull your pants up (by Pat [VA]) Jan 18, 2019 8:57 AM
Pull your pants up (by Doris [OH]) Jan 18, 2019 10:48 AM
Pull your pants up (by Robert Phaedra [NY]) Jan 18, 2019 11:10 AM
Pull your pants up (by BRAD 20,000 [IN]) Jan 18, 2019 12:02 PM
Pull your pants up (by BRAD 20,000 [IN]) Jan 18, 2019 12:05 PM
Pull your pants up (by BRAD 20,000 [IN]) Jan 18, 2019 12:06 PM
Pull your pants up (by small potatoes [NY]) Jan 18, 2019 1:28 PM
Pull your pants up (by CDM [CA]) Jan 18, 2019 2:05 PM
Pull your pants up (by NE [PA]) Jan 18, 2019 2:08 PM
Pull your pants up (by Live The Dream [AZ]) Jan 18, 2019 2:43 PM
Pull your pants up (by LindaJ [NY]) Jan 18, 2019 4:48 PM
Pull your pants up (by AllyM [NJ]) Jan 18, 2019 6:38 PM
Pull your pants up (by Tom [FL]) Jan 18, 2019 11:58 PM
Pull your pants up (by Hollis [MA]) Jan 19, 2019 5:12 AM
Pull your pants up (by AllyM [NJ]) Jan 19, 2019 6:24 AM
Pull your pants up (by John [NJ]) Jan 19, 2019 6:34 AM
Pull your pants up (by Salernitana [CA]) Jan 19, 2019 9:01 AM
Pull your pants up (by Vee [OH]) Jan 19, 2019 9:15 AM
Pull your pants up (by melinda [MD]) Jan 19, 2019 11:25 AM
Pull your pants up (by ll [IA]) Jan 19, 2019 3:31 PM
Pull your pants up (by BRAD 20,000 [IN]) Jan 19, 2019 9:01 PM
Pull your pants up (by Ray-N-Pa [PA]) Jan 21, 2019 7:54 AM
Pull your pants up (by Mickie [OH]) Jan 21, 2019 8:33 AM
Pull your pants up (by Jim In O C [CA]) Posted on: Jan 18, 2019 6:32 AM
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I had an applicant yesterday from the cultural and age group that thinks it’s cool to wear your pants down to you butt cheeks. It took a lot of restraint not to say that looks stupid and wear your pants like a normal person. The more he talked the more he disqualified himself. Self employed, makes lots of money but all cash so no verification. Next!
--99.23.xxx.x |
Pull your pants up (by David [MI]) Posted on: Jan 18, 2019 6:40 AM
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i don't have to look at their clothes when I phone screen them --199.247.xx.xxx |
Pull your pants up (by plenty [MO]) Posted on: Jan 18, 2019 6:55 AM
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Stay off of ladders. --99.203.xx.xxx |
Pull your pants up (by AllyM [NJ]) Posted on: Jan 18, 2019 7:20 AM
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There was a clerk like that at the hardware store and I need help getting big bags of birdseed out to my car so I was often having to look away when he put the bags in my car. Finally one day almost his entire buttocal area was visible and I was just so disgusted. It was covered with underware but not enough. So I complained to one of the owners who said to me, well Alicia, I hope my belt never gets lose around you. So I went to another one of the owners and complained. He had mentioned that business was not so good so I told him that possibly people were not coming in because they don't like to be confronted with and made to look at something like that. So they got him to cover up. I started going there earlier while that person was still in school classes. I know it's supposed to be a political statemenet about too many people in prison with pants falling down because they are not allowed to have belts, but on the other hand, I think we are just getting "mooned" --73.248.xxx.xxx |
Pull your pants up (by Pat [VA]) Posted on: Jan 18, 2019 8:57 AM
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Plenty (MO), Ha Ha! I second it! --71.219.xx.xxx |
Pull your pants up (by Doris [OH]) Posted on: Jan 18, 2019 10:48 AM
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Haha, had never heard this was a political statement. --74.140.xxx.xxx |
Pull your pants up (by Robert Phaedra [NY]) Posted on: Jan 18, 2019 11:10 AM
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This "trend" (quotes as it's been going on outside of prisons for at least 25 years) stems from prison culture. It's a signal indicating that you are "ready" for the type of action that often takes place among incarcerated males. I would bet my entire little empire that 90% of those who embrace this statement have no idea what it means. --161.11.xxx.xxx |
Pull your pants up (by BRAD 20,000 [IN]) Posted on: Jan 18, 2019 12:02 PM
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Jim,
Another reason we start with their written application and don't do showings. Wastes my time.
AllyM,
Just looked it up (must be bored!) Buttocal is a real word!
Thanks AllyM for helping me expand my vocabulary! They say to use new words in conversation to imprint them in your mind. Can't wait to drop my new word into polite dinner conversation!
BRAD
--73.102.xxx.xxx |
Pull your pants up (by BRAD 20,000 [IN]) Posted on: Jan 18, 2019 12:05 PM
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Not political. It's a fashion statement. I doubt this guy even knows what a politic is. He was "expressing himself" and is ultra cool with his friends.
Just like when we were teens if it bothered our parents we did it with gusto!
Out of respect for Jim's post I pulled up my pants.
BRAD
--73.102.xxx.xxx |
Pull your pants up (by BRAD 20,000 [IN]) Posted on: Jan 18, 2019 12:06 PM
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My excuse is my belt buckle. It's VERY heavy and makes the front of my pants droop.
BRAD --73.102.xxx.xxx |
Pull your pants up (by small potatoes [NY]) Posted on: Jan 18, 2019 1:28 PM
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It's a rapper fashion trend from the 90s. Can't say what fashion trend is behind plummers butt! --24.194.xx.xx |
Pull your pants up (by CDM [CA]) Posted on: Jan 18, 2019 2:05 PM
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AllyM, I want to express my admiration for the use of the word "buttocal," which I have never seen before but took an instant liking to.
I hate those saggy pants. In our area, we often see a young man who has to hold up his pants with one hand to be able to walk around. You can find quite a few videos on the web showing young criminals with sagging pants who trip on their pants while running from the police and get caught because of their truly dumb fashion statement. --174.215.xx.xxx |
Pull your pants up (by NE [PA]) Posted on: Jan 18, 2019 2:08 PM
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I used to wear those saggy baggy pants in high school in the 90's.
Darn kids! Like the stoned washed jeans of the 80's, bell bottoms of the 70's and the ridiculous looking skinny jeans of today. --50.107.xxx.xxx |
Pull your pants up (by Live The Dream [AZ]) Posted on: Jan 18, 2019 2:43 PM
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That and those knickerbocker shorts men wear. Silliest thing since zoot suits.
There outta be a law against non conformity. ;) :D --47.216.xx.xxx |
Pull your pants up (by LindaJ [NY]) Posted on: Jan 18, 2019 4:48 PM
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I live in a rural area, I used to work in the nearby city. I would always tell people, the city kids stop traffic while they amble across the street holding up their pants that are falling down to their knees. The country kids, move their little butts across the road quickly so they don't get hit. --108.4.xxx.xx |
Pull your pants up (by AllyM [NJ]) Posted on: Jan 18, 2019 6:38 PM
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Buttocal area is a comment I first heard on either Seinfeld or one of those kinds of comedy shows. I think George was explaining something to Kramer. --73.248.xxx.xxx |
Pull your pants up (by Tom [FL]) Posted on: Jan 18, 2019 11:58 PM
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It reminds me of the movie The JERK with Steve Martin and Bernadette Peters.
Steve Martins character just lost everything due to his glasses invention causing people to become crosseyed Steve is walking with his few possessions and his pants are down to his ankles.
What does Pull Your Pants up and Ladder Mishap have in common?
CRACK!!!
NO man CRACK is illegal...
Moon River...
Hmmm, Where was that town in the dessert that was for sale?
Create a NO PANTS needed in this new development dessert town.
--99.56.xx.xx |
Pull your pants up (by Hollis [MA]) Posted on: Jan 19, 2019 5:12 AM
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Ally, looking is not compulsory. --96.236.xxx.xx |
Pull your pants up (by AllyM [NJ]) Posted on: Jan 19, 2019 6:24 AM
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Hollis, it's just impossible to exclude something like that from the visual field. It's in the picture so to speak. Try looking at your computer screen and avoiding looking at the left side of the keyboard. --73.248.xxx.xxx |
Pull your pants up (by John [NJ]) Posted on: Jan 19, 2019 6:34 AM
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Believe it or not, recently there was an article in my local online news rag, nj.com. A restaurant/bar in North Jersey placed a dress attire listing at the entrance of the restaurant. One of the things they listed as prohibited from entry was baggy and low waist line pants. I forget the exact wording, but basically any pants that shows your crack and/or underwear will prevent you from entry into the restaurant/bar. The Snowflakes and activists were offended raised and issue claiming in was rac ist. So, watch out that you don't point specifically to the applicant's dress attire when rejecting them.
John
New Jersey --69.121.xxx.xx |
Pull your pants up (by Salernitana [CA]) Posted on: Jan 19, 2019 9:01 AM
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I used to watch a great but now dismantled plumber's channel on you tube called something like, "Crack Tips," that basically drove home what small potatoes wrote.
Luckily, it seems that less and less guys are wearing baggy pants because it was more of a 90s-fashion statement and is now passe'e or dated or oh so last week. For example, NE noted when he wore them.
Ugh, it's pathetic that anyone would show up to an apartment open house in them. Best of luck on the open unit.
--67.170.xxx.xxx |
Pull your pants up (by Vee [OH]) Posted on: Jan 19, 2019 9:15 AM
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Spending a lot of time in rural areas i found it funny when someone slipped and dumped a large ice tea into this area, a young couple offered a dry disposable diaper.
--76.188.xxx.x |
Pull your pants up (by melinda [MD]) Posted on: Jan 19, 2019 11:25 AM
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Amazing that anyone would wear pants so low. Fortunately not too many guys around here are still doing that. The old lady in me wants to say something, but I hold my tongue. Not easy. --24.233.xxx.xx |
Pull your pants up (by ll [IA]) Posted on: Jan 19, 2019 3:31 PM
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my pants didn't start falling down until i turned 50 and developed a spare tire around my waist thus pushing my pants down when i bent over to fix things --174.126.xx.xxx |
Pull your pants up (by BRAD 20,000 [IN]) Posted on: Jan 19, 2019 9:01 PM
Message:
Pants on the Ground song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcwXR90Cp8A
Lookin like fool
wit yo pants on the ground
Next time you feel offended by someone's saggy pants just sign this song in your head! Easy to learn!
Enjoy!
BRAD --73.102.xxx.xxx |
Pull your pants up (by Ray-N-Pa [PA]) Posted on: Jan 21, 2019 7:54 AM
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Your lead makes lots of money, but just doesn't have any left over to purchase a belt. --72.23.xxx.xx |
Pull your pants up (by Mickie [OH]) Posted on: Jan 21, 2019 8:33 AM
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Made me think of rule #3 in Rules to dating my daughter. "Menu
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10 Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter!
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While dads may be glad to see their daughter happy or in love, when it comes to dating, there are some hard-line rules that NO suitor should cross, unless they want to meet the kind of special wrath only angry dads can dish out. Here are 10 rules from a father to a teenage daughter's boyfriend:
angry father warning teenage daughter
Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package because you're sure as heck not picking anything up.
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them for you.
angry dad warning his teenage daughter
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Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open-minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist." --174.233.x.xxx |
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