Next --174.192.x.xx

If you bring in an unauthorized pit bull and she has a litter of pups on the coat closet. --70.178.x.xx

You move out of the apartment, but let your 20 year old aspiring musician son and his druggie friend move in....without telling the LL. Thinking we would not notice or mind …. --98.146.xxx.xxx

You might be anonymous if you and your deadbeat mother move from county to county, eviction to eviction and show up on NE's radar and try that with him! (Happened today.) --50.32.xxx.xxx

If your name shows up in court databases as currently being evicted when other landlords perform pre-screening after your “very interested” inquiry, --24.147.xx.xxx

You might be anonymous if you know the landlord is coming over to do a repair and you still leave your unauthorized dog chained in the front yard so he can see it. --72.188.xxx.xxx

You might be anonymous if you smoke skunky pot and think the landlord won't notice the stink. Then you and you asthmatic wife smoke it in the car until your asthmatic wife has to go to the hospital and be put on a ventilator. --73.178.xxx.xx

--50.32.xxx.xxx

If you are so paranoid due to your drug abuse that you believe the landlord has listening devices in the attic and tell all the neighbors he’s Eavesdropping on all of your conversations. --107.77.xx.xxx

Oh ya, kind of like Tim's!! You might be anonymous if your so high on meth you think mold is growing on everything inside your apartment and you start throwing all your worldly possession outside and running around in 12" of snow in your bare feet. --50.32.xxx.xxx

-if you give the rent check to the superintendent and then immediately walk to the bank and put a stop payment on it. --70.48.xxx.xxx

LOL Andrew! --72.188.xxx.xxx

--71.203.xx.xx

If you have a drug habit so bad you routinely pass out from smoking the stuff and leave cigarette burns in a huge arc all around the sofa, plus a trail of burns throughout the unit. Then your addled girl friend thinks it would be neat to put stick on mirrors all over the paint in bedrooms. Then the two of you develop a habit of settling domestic grievances by throwing things at each other which miss and ding up the walls. --64.228.xxx.xxx

If you "know" the landlord has to give you 30-60 days notice of termination but think you should be able to move with no notice and no repercussions, you might be Anonymous. --70.178.x.xx

You might be anonymous if I am evicting you for non payment and you threaten to counter sue me for not repainting the porch. --74.37.x.xxx

If you are a wandering group of six tenants living on government assistance and looking for a new three bedroom residence. Be sure that none of your income can be garnished so the landlord faces maximum losses in case of rental arrears or damages. You are able to move immediately, for reasons you are unwilling to explain, but you have first and last month's rent and a moving truck fired up and ready to go. You do not wish to provide landlord references as your landlords don't understand you. For colour, you have a menagerie to accompany you, including three dogs one of which is a Staffordshire Terrier and two cats plus a lizard and bird. The lizard only comes out of his acquarium on special occasions. Your application form will contain inexplicable errors and ommissions and once submitted you will call regularly to inquire as to how it is faring. --64.228.xxx.xxx

Aren't you the one I talk to whenever I have an open unit and you've been evicted again. --216.23.xxx.xx

Aren't you the one I talk to whenever I have an open unit and you've been evicted again. --216.23.xxx.xx

(This was all the same guy. Truly a legend.) --96.28.xxx.xxx

--68.50.xxx.xxx

...if you allow your kids to roll heavy toys trucks down the stairs where they ram into the hollow core hall closet door - and then raise a stink when the security deposit is dinged for a replacement door, calling the damage "normal wear and tear". --71.175.xxx.xx

..If you brought your motorcycle onto the living room carpet to change the oil. Seems the 2-car garage was filled with illegals on mattresses who were paying you to sleep there and use the indoor facilities. --108.87.xx.xxx