NUTTY PROFESSOR AND DE FROGGY
(by MOGUMBO [NM via Kenya/Rwanda])
December 14, 2000 18:42:43 
RE: NUTTY PROFESSOR AND DE FROGGY
(by fix it [])
December 14, 2000 19:07:19
RE: NUTTY PROFESSOR AND DE FROGGY
(by other side [])
December 14, 2000 19:17:30
RE: NUTTY PROFESSOR AND DE FROGGY
(by Mogumbo [NM])
December 14, 2000 19:32:06
RE: NUTTY PROFESSOR AND DE FROGGY
(by other side [])
December 14, 2000 19:42:47 |
De little chicken George baby gits in and he be deciding dat he don't wants so close race de next four years. So he called in de best four republican professors dis country had to offer. He say to dem to do some experimenting to find a way to keeps lots de democrats away from de voting places next four year. De four nutty republican professors decided dat de de best representive animal dat be acting likes de democratic voters is a froggy. Dey all gits together to does der experiment and dey put de froggy on de floor and dey all be saying "jumps froggy." Froggy jumps four feets. De professors cuts off one de froggy's legs and den dey say "jumps froggy." Froggy jumps one foot. Dey den cut off second leg and froggy jump four inches den de third leg and froggy jumps only one inch. Den dey lops off de last leg and all say "jumps froggy." Froggy just be sitting dar not moving very much and finally rolls over on back. Four nutty professors reports back to dey presidente and say dat dey have de solution he so much desired. Dat de democratic constituants could still gets out to vote with only one, two, or three limbs missing buts if all limbs be removed dat dey appears to not be able to hear and will just roll over and goes to sleep. 152.163.207.201 |
| I like it MO...Think it will get off the ground, When ever I try to interject a metaphor, dis peepils they accuse me of talking out of my a-- dey also appears to not be able to hear 216.192.153.160 |
| Mogum. give us your opinion on der great Jessie Jackson, what is his plot (excuse)meant his plan. 216.192.153.160 |
| Me not be in tune with de Jesse Jackson. He say dat he was going to git all de 43,400 machine-rejected votes under de Freedom-of-Information Act and conduct de count using de same standards for all votes. He say in dat case if he counts de dimples it will be done for both canidates equally de same. And most any one not brain-dead be seeing dat be fair for all. Me knows Jesse be biased and me no like dat but me see 50,000,000 biased republicans and Jesse be one lone biased democrat. Not be too bad? 205.188.198.33 |
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Jesse be one lone biased democrat. Not be too bad? The man is alone but dangerous, he has millions of African Americans listening to his bias, he has their ears, I just hope he doesn't capture their minds, that would be much bad. 216.192.153.160 |